Five useful facts

Here are five facts that will make your visit to London just wonderful:

  • if you like cheese (we don’t) there are many nice cheese shops in and around London, including Paxton and Whitfield, but our correspondents tell us that the store with the best cheese counter is Selfridges
  • escalator signs, especially on the Underground, say that dogs must be carried, but you really don’t have to carry a dog just to go up an escalator. Just stand on the right or walk on the left
  • don’t give money to vagrants or beggars as they could be part of some crime ring, or con artists. If you wish to help the homeless, send money to a charity that will use it wisely and not just for drugs
  • there used to be pigeons in Trafalgar Square, and buying food for them was a thing, as was being hit by birds, being pooped on or catching something nasty from the flying rats. They are mostly gone now, so don’t take any bird food and don’t feed pigeons as it’s illegal
  • it’s fine to drink tap water, and in fact it’s very tasty, so ask for it (for free) in restaurants and don’t waste your money on the bottled stuff

Five nights out

After a busy day sightseeing and shopping, you may fancy some live entertainment, maybe a play. There are many big theatres in the West End, mostly showing musicals. The prices can be eye watering, over £300 per ticket and the programme is extra.

If you want to see one of those and can afford it, go for it. If you are looking for something that won’t break the bank, we have five suggestions. They are a little way out of the centre, represent, we think, good value for money and are fun to visit.

And no, they are not sponsoring us, we don’t get free tickets or payment, these are genuinely five places we like to go to.

Five adult things

If you are travelling with kiddoes, there are plenty of things you can do to keep them occupied.

If you aren’t, there are so many attractions where the little ones are there, misbehaving and screaming and generally spoiling your day. So here are five things where kids should not be welcome.

Visit a cemetery

There many cemeteries in the capital, but Highgate is best known (Archway tube and a walk up the hill).

There’s no reason children cannot attend, but they’d be bored and might possibly damage or disrespect the site, so should be kept away.

Tours are available, and you will see some famous faces, er, graves.

Worth a visit, but book in advance.