Happy 70th birthday

It’s Eurovisoon Song Contest time again, the 70th anniversary of the first. Here in the UK, the BBC put yesterday’s first semi-final on BBC1 (it is popular, but presumably it’s also an easy option).

As ever, there were some duff songs and some good ones. Israel was included and progressed to the final. Some countries have withdrawn because they are included, and we could hear some chants in the audience. So sad that people have to spoil an otherwise jolly event.

The BBC commentators, you know, those who talk through the songs, said that we can only vote on-line. I’m not sure if that is true for other countries, but the impression I got was that they could use phones. You would ring a specific number for a song and register a vote. It cost 15p or something, though I don’t know why. Anyway, it would be added to your phone bill. Easy peasy.

Now you go on-line. You need a credit card. I have not tried this, nor will I. Presumably you give them all your personal details, card details including security code then goodness what happens after that. It’s not even clear who “them” are, or if it’s in any way secure. Maybe you have to agree to marketing and advertising and crap.

It sounds like the kind of things scammers do, especially on porn sites. Give us your details, thanks, we’re selling it to goodness-knows-who. No thanks.

Another nice thing spoilt.

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Sings again…

There is a category of film called “biopic”. To hear people talk about them, it’s annoying to hear “bi opic”. There’s nothing two about it, and goodness knows what “opic” is supposed to be. No, it’s “bio” as in biography and “pic” as in picture.

We generally hate bio-pics. They start with “Based on true events” which usually means it’s made up. Take the recentish film about Laurel and Hardy. True? Well, no, they did come to the UK for live shows, their shows were never unattended, they were very popular (that’s why they came back), there was never any friction between L & H over Hardy’s solo ventures. As there were contract negotiations for Laurel, he had actually encouraged Hardy to do other work. Hardy was a big gambler and needed the money.

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Not super

There is a very annoying advert on tv and probably other places for the UK supermarket Sainsbury.

It features a voice over by Stephen Fry and shows an employee named Charlotte doing various tasks.

You may have seen it. If not, here’s a link.

Stephen Fry is an actor, writer and presenter who has an image of being rather posh, clever and superior to normal people. He uses long words to emphasise this, and apparently has a lot of fans.

His voice is very recognisable here and we don’t know whether or not he shops at this place. We suspect not, but lending, sorry selling, his voice to this advert will make people think “if it’s good enough for Fry it’s good enough for us”.

Charlotte is Charlotte Gant, an aspiring actress and not a Sainsbury employee at all, as far as we can see. We can’t say she has never been. She has a gofundme page for tuition money, and has appeared in other things. We wish her luck and success in her chosen career.

Here’s her professional bio page: https://www.mandy.com/u/charlottegant3

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