Pantomimes

If you think of Christmas in the UK you immediately think of the traditional form of entertainment, the pantomime.

This is not to be confused with just an Xmas play, like a stage adaptation of A Christmas Carol. No, there are standard stories, often based on fairy tale ideas, and standard elements that are included.

The ‘home’ of the panto is the London Palladium. They will have a big budget all-singing all-dancing presentation with high ticket prices and great demand, but many local theatres do something.

Mostly they are aimed at children (though there have been adult versions with lots of swearing, crude jokes but nothing too explicit) and run from perhaps the beginning of December to late January the next year. That could well be two shows per day.

If you go, there are likely to be school trips in attendance. We can’t say how well behaved (or otherwise) they will be. Usually noisy and smelly.

Stories include: Peter Pan, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk and Robin Hood. Oddly, there’s one about Dick Whittington, who became Lord Mayor of London, and his cat. Pop up to Archway and Highgate to see monuments to the cat and pubs and hospitals dedicated to Dick.

Five plays/musicals that may never die

Just because they have been on a long time does not mean they are good.

The Mousetrap

It’s classic Agatha Christie, a murder in a manor house with all the usual characters.

It started before we were born.

We could tell you who the murderer is but (a) we’re not supposed to and (b) it’s pretty obvious.

But it is better than you might expect.

The Play That Goes Wrong

It’s classic Agatha Christie… oh hang on, no, it’s a spoof, by an ‘amateur’ company.

We think it’s a hoot, and it has one of the funniest jokes we have seen on the stage, but we know people who hate it. “All those things could never happen”, someone said once. And that’s really the whole joke.

Five nights out

After a busy day sightseeing and shopping, you may fancy some live entertainment, maybe a play. There are many big theatres in the West End, mostly showing musicals. The prices can be eye watering, over £300 per ticket and the programme is extra.

If you want to see one of those and can afford it, go for it. If you are looking for something that won’t break the bank, we have five suggestions. They are a little way out of the centre, represent, we think, good value for money and are fun to visit.

And no, they are not sponsoring us, we don’t get free tickets or payment, these are genuinely five places we like to go to.