Don’t drive

We have made comments in the past about not driving in central London. It’s something we would never consider, for several reasons, some of which are detailed below.

We do understand that you may have a genuine need to do this, but we’d tell everyone not to drive if they possibly can.

Here’s why:

  • the cost of a hire car
  • the cost of petrol (over £1.50 per litre)
  • it’s not an efficient way of getting around. It’s slow, because of narrow, windy streets, traffic lights and crossings, road closures for repairs etc, one way systems, protests and demonstrations and, of course, the sheer weight of traffic and the imposed speed limits (20mph).
  • confusing streets.
  • it’s not fun, in fact, it’s stressful, especially traffic jams, accidents and other drivers.
  • parking is a nightmare. There’s no real parking on the streets, no parking lots and limited multi-storey parks. These could be up to £30 an hour, though that is not typical, and need to be pre-booked as there are limited spaces. They are not the safest places. Some more out-of-town venues may have parking available eg The Barbican.
  • congestion charge, currently £15 per day if you pay or £180 per day if you don’t (ie penalty).
  • ULEZ (ultra low emission zone charges), can be £12.50 per day depending on the car.
  • you don’t need to. If you come from a place where you don’t think about a 60 minute drive to buy groceries (and we don’t think much of it ourselves), your first thoughts may be ‘get a car’. No, public transport may be expensive compared to some places, but it usually works, can get you anywhere efficiently, is easy to use and is well integrated, can be fun, takes minimal effort,… you get the picture.

Allergies etc

If you are coming to London and have particular dietary needs, then here are a few words of advice.

Vegetarian/vegan

Our personal experiences of vegan or veggie food are very limited, but we do know that every restaurant or bar that we visit, and even the fast food places, have suitable options. These are usually marked very clearly.

The only places you may find choice more restricted is at the traditional caff (ie cafe) but even there choices are available.

Allergies

If you have an allergy, tell the people at the restaurant. Any good server will ask, sometimes more than once.

Even better, if you book on-line there will be a space in the form to record just that fact.

If you don’t tell them, they can’t know. They want you to enjoy your visit and not have complaints later. They should do everything they can within reason to cater for you.

Ask

If you are not sure about something, ask. If the waiter does not know and goes off to find out, or if they know but it’s not what you wanted to hear, then don’t blame them.

If they are telling you the truth, going out of their way to provide you with correct information, it’s not their fault. If you are not happy, go elsewhere.

Substitutions

In some countries you will hear an order like this:

“Can I have a fillet steak medium rare with bearnaise sauce and fries, except can I have chicken rather than steak, and mashed potatoes with an egg, and ranch dressing?”

The menu isn’t a starting point for negotiation, it’s what the place serves. If you want something different, why did you go there in the first place?

It’s perfectly fine to say “Can I have X but without y” (eg as I do, English breakfast without black pudding). If they can they will do it. Maybe they will suggest something else eg extra bacon.