Auctions

I have never been to an auction, but have seen plenty on tv. Those programmes where people get items valued and then sell them do confuse me.

Here’s an example: the person brings in an item and the expert waxes lyrical about it. “It’s worth £120 of anyone’s money.”

So, they put it into auction with a valuation of £80 to £120.

Then they set a reserve, an amount below which the item will not sell. This has to be below the bottom estimate, and since they probably go up in £10 increments, it will be £70.

This comes with auctioneer’s discretion, 10%. That is, if it gets within 10% under it will still be sold, bringing it down to £63.

The seller has to pay the auction house, maybe 18%, so it’s down to under £52. They also pay 20% VAT on this, another £2.27 off.

£49.39 is all you get for a £120 item.

Naked cleaners

I was looking for something for a friend and found, quite by accident, that a phenomenon I thought had come and gone was still around, that is, naked cleaners (ie people who come to your house, strip naked and then clean it).

Funnily enough, one of the companies is based literally around the corner from where I live.